Thursday, July 07, 2005

I have the details you seek.

Here are a few candid facts about me.

1.) I am rich, stinking rich actually. I have a swiss bank account and I have more than 29 million Euros. I keep my swiss account details in a simple text file.
2.) I have a very large collection of porn and membership of many adult sites. All the membership details are in a simple text file.
3.) I have multiple affairs with many famous and non-famous, even infamous celebrities. All the juicy details, private hidden videos, are stored across various web servers and all the details of those servers are in a simple text file.
4.) I know the secret of the Holy Grail as also I know the remains of the famous apple that started it all between Adam and Eve. All this also is in a simple text file.
5.) I have access to the latest technology from NASA and CIA and all the access keys are stored in a simple text file.
6.) I am a very close pal of Osama Bin Laden and I know where he is hiding. The frequency with which he changes his whereabouts, the frequency at which I talk to him over the radioshack, and all other such important details are in a simple text file.
7.) I have a definite proof of Alien life and trust me the alien females are more gorgeous than the most beautiful woman on earth. I have their contact details in a simple text file.
8.) I have the details on Lady Diana and details of what she thought of Prince Charles or for that matter her "chemistry" with Kennedy Jr. All those are also in a simple text file.
9.) I have much much much more. All that is listed in detail in a simple text file.

All those simple text files are stored in my gmail account.

Well there was a hacking attempt on my email (Gmail) account and I wonder what was it that the cracker was seeking? :-?

Just ask me any of the above mentioned things and I will gladly provide you with the information.

Anything else that you guys can think of?

Crackingly yours,
Anoop.

11 Comments:

Blogger neena maiya (guyana gyal) said...

Huh? How odd. Why would anyone want to hack into your g-mail?

How did you find out?

6:46 PM  
Blogger F-ftOS said...

Why? For precisely the reasons I have mentioned ;). Any other reason? I am not aware of.

Got a mail that I need assistance with my password, from Google helpdesk.

7:08 PM  
Blogger neena maiya (guyana gyal) said...

How did google know? You emailed them? They read your post?

12:27 AM  
Blogger F-ftOS said...

nah... I received a mail from them in my backup account. Which means someone tried to crack the hint question. I am sure it was someone I know. Not someone who reads my blogs. Because no one knows my email id here. And I do not want to share the blog with my friends because then I am sure I can not be completely honest to it.

Jen.... thanks a lot. :)

9:27 AM  
Blogger Icylyrics said...

Anoop your posts never fail to amaze me. Hope you get this issue resolved. People who sit and try and get into other folks emails, well, they have way too much time on their hands.

1:28 AM  
Blogger F-ftOS said...

Thanks Icy. I am glad you like my blog. :)

11:02 AM  
Blogger DCveR said...

Can you please zip all you simple text files and e-mail them to me?
Better yet, all but the ones referring your swiss bank account, don't want to be rich and have people asking for money, nor do I want to rip you off...

3:31 PM  
Blogger Dan Flynn said...

Anoop,

I've suddenly become strangely attracted to you.

12:45 PM  
Blogger F-ftOS said...

Dan,
:| let me know whenever you are ready to accept all those files.


Sorry DCVer ;) :)

8:27 AM  
Blogger neena maiya (guyana gyal) said...

Can I just have the $$? That's all I ask. Nothing else.

4:40 PM  
Blogger F-ftOS said...

Lol sure.... Now that I have given everything away, what will I do with my email id? Anyone wants a 2GB space for mail??????

6:24 PM  

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